Should I pick a girl as a gesture towards women’s equality, or is that pandering? Or do I think it’s pandering because of my limited male point of view? I’m vexed, Uzo, vexed!
All cats the same
What if you were dating a moth prince and living in his kingdom and he knew how out of place you felt so he made you dozens of silk dresses and blankets and gave you lots of fuzzy shawls and scarves so you wouldn’t stand out so much and always said you were so beautiful you were glowing and occasionally bump right into your face because it was a little joke and he would pretend you were a light bulb and give you tiny kisses
Half of me is like “what the fuck am I looking at” and the other half finds this inexplicably adorable and good.
@shirosucks
Okay, so, I saw this and did a little sketch.
why am i imagining it like this
i didn’t used to understand why people got so emotional over chopped, but the first episode i watched had a dude putting caviar in the blender and i clapped my hand over my mouth and screamed
The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.
you made me read this,,, with my innocent eyes
tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said”
me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”??????
